Episode 70: ‘F. Scott Surprise’ (Shawn Silverman)

“The Beautiful and the Damned” you say? When Shawn Silverman’s marriage ends, he’s advised to do all the things he couldn’t do with his Ex. So he joins OKCupid and promptly meets F. Scott SuperFan Nickie, whose fetish for archery and flesh hooks feels like going from 0 to 120 after his 7 year relationship. How can he possibly keep up with this wild child? Utilizing a trail of literary tributes and some rather dodgy GPS instructions, he shows this ButtSex Champion that while the Vanilla may be lacking in needle play skills, they more than make up for it by paying careful attention. Zelda would be so proud! #AnalHook #BrokenBones

 
 

Episode 69: ‘Boob Voyage’ (Allison Moon, Pierced Angel)

Yes, they’re REAL! On this episode, PiercedAngel can only dream of sporting a pair of bodacious Blouse Bunnies - till she learns about the Titty Fairy and Bodacious Bazonga financing (The Girl Can’t Help It), Jefferson Bergey surprises us with a song about Dixie’s secret superpower (Applause Boobs), and Allison Moon decides that getting a breast reduction isn’t about the patriarchy at all - it’s about her own comfort and pleasure (Thanks for the Mammaries). Y’all, it’s Episode 69, and this one’s all about Breasts!

You can watch the videos of these stories and songs at:

PiercedAngel

Allison Moon

Jefferson Bergey

#JayneMansfield #MamieVanDoren #MarilynMonroe #Motorboats #BreastEnlargement #Addictive #BodyAutonomy #BreastReduction

 
 

Episode 68: ‘Tonight’s the Night’ (Midori)

Midori shares a spectacular personal story at Bawdy - be gentle, it’s her first time! When a mysterious older man begins to ask after her in her small suburban town, nerdy straight A exchange student (and Jane Austin reader) Midori sees an opportunity to escape the overeager teenage boys at her high school, a chance to engage in the fine art of courtship - but just who’s wooing who? She savors long talks over tea with suave dresser Donald at the only espresso-serving cafe in town - conversations about Poetry, Opera, Jazz, Travel, and Mozart - and soon, she crafts her plan. With the help of her 2 best girlfriends, a pair of hand-sewn fishnet stockings and a trip to Planned Parenthood, the night of her sexual rite of adulthood is finally here…um, why do they call it ‘Virginity’ anyway? #Graduation

 
 

Episode 67: ‘Catcalled’ (Krashkittn)

Here Kitty Kitty! When nerdy new hire Jessica shows up on the job, video game artist Marley realizes he’s finally found his true love – and promptly throws away his stash of women’s clothes. But the urge remains, so Marley comes up with a plan: beta test those feminine dreams by becoming Krashkittn for Halloween. Will walking a mile in women’s boots tell her whether to share her secret (gender) identity with Jessica and the world? And what does Glinda the Good Witch have to do with love conquering all? #ChallengeMode

 
 

Episode 66: ‘Amazon’ (Janice in the City)

Holy Hot Wheels, it’s a Mega Giantess! When 6’4” tall Missouri farmgirl Janice in the City gets her first computer, the accompanying AOL disk leads her to the Tall People chatrooms, where she meets lonely Elvis Impersonator Manuel. Rescued from the daily taunts she endures for looking different, this new long distance relationship makes her feeling beautiful for the first time in her life (and that’s intoxicating AF). She drives a thousand miles to lose her virginity in a Nashville hotel room only to finally discover Manuel secret fetish - and craving his love and approval, soon she’s trampling Lego skyscrapers and stomping tiny cities in 6 inch heels to get him rock hard. But if Macrophilia is about power, why does Janice feel powerless? A Christmas blizzard and a rather revealing gift help her to finally become the woman of incredible strength that Manuel has been seeking all along. Stay Three Dimensional, Listeners!

 
 

Episode 65: ‘DangerSex’ (Fay Romero)

Watch out for Accidental Anal! Best of Bawdy 2019 winner Fay Romero clearly has a type – or so he thinks when he meets up with therapist number 3 on OKCupid. Jessica showcases all the things he enjoys in a new partner: she’s quirky,, cute, intelligent, and witty. He’s pretty sure he knows what to expect when she invites him back to her well-appointed condo for Johnny Walker and a make out session. But when aroused, Jessica rockets Fay back to a scary place that features snake-handling, backmasking, and speaking in tongues. Should he bolt before her head spins a la The Exorcist, or take a lesson from some of his favorite near-death experiences and just strap in, welcome the demons and enjoy the ride? #SubliminalMessage #ImSorryAdam

 
 

Episode 64: ‘Hostel Takeover’ (Cerulean)

Ever wondered what happens behind the privacy curtain in a Coed dorm? When #TravelJunkie Cerulean journeys to Seattle for a friend’s same sex wedding, her modest budget means a shared room at the Green Tortoise Hostel near the infamous Pike Place Market. A reservation error has somehow turned her woman’s room booking into a coed dorm – but she’s extra OK with it when handsome yoga rockstar Scott walks in. They end up canoodling over a globe and a few beers on a hostel-organized pub crawl, nerding out on World Travel. Scott ends her multi-year dry spell with a life lesson on sex and pleasure – and leaves her with new self-knowledge that will stay with her forever.

 
 

Episode 63: ‘Ghosts of Submissives Past‘ (Brian Abascal)

When married gay man Brian Abascal leaves the almost-nonexistent kink scene in Boston for the vibrant leather scene in San Francisco, he finds himself presented with a sumptuous buffet of new experiences. But what if you don’t know what your kink *is* yet? Exploring the Bear dance parties of SOMA and the Dungeons of the Castro, Brian discovers that his new leather community comes with BDSM mentorship opportunities that will allow him to learn more about himself and what turns him on. Unfortunately, now it’s not just about what he wants - he’s discovered what he needs.

 
 

Episode 62: ‘Spit Roasted by Spock?‘ (Alotta Boutté)

Lieutenant Uhura is up for a promotion – and she’s willing to EARN it! When the online registration form for the International Ms Leather conference requests a personal fantasy as part of your profile for the weekend, burlesque legend (and career Trekkie) Alotta Boutté types in one line: “To be Lieutenant Uhura, getting banged by Captain Kirk while sucking off Spock.” Oh, it’s on! Alotta’s friends and fellow freaks band together to make her Star Trek dreams come true in IMsL’s notorious dungeon. But should she let an emotionless Vulcan top her? Hmm, let’s find out! #HotelCon #Cosplay

 
 

Episode 61: ‘2 Player RPG‘ (Caleb Gray)

Consent without words? Game Developer Caleb Gray downloads the OKCupid app on his way to E3 Game Developer’s Conference, and soon he starts swapping messages with a woman who loves games, too – but not video games. They begin a long distance, old fashioned courtship and after a full year of stripping themselves bare through language and art, it’s finally time for in person, non-verbal fantasy fulfillment. Hey, don’t laugh at my playlist!

 
 

Episode 60: ‘Cut a Bitch’ (Viktor Belmont)

Range Rovers & Supermodels FTW! When Viktor Belmont wins a Hookie Award for Best Newcomer Escort, this Trans Male sex worker wakes up to a ton of new client booking requests on Tumblr. But when a mysteriously beautiful female escort offers to fly him in for a private weekend in Chicago, he shucks them all to the side for that plane ticket waiting for him at SFO.  The surprise waiting at the Incall apartment on the other end of his flight has him grateful for his testosterone therapy travel kit…I mean, no amount of #BFE preparation could have prepared him for THIS date. Viktor, don’t fall asleep! #BrokeAss #HuntingKnife #GrayToGreen

 
 

Episode 59: ‘Hunger and Optimism’ (Tuesday June)

6 hours in a sex club?! Writer and promiscuous polyamorous princess Tuesday June has been on many fist – I mean first – dates, and this pro can tell In 2 minutes whether the chemistry is there. And when she meets Jeff, it’s not – until he sweetens the pot with a trip to a public dungeon. One sex swing, a wandering poll on how double penetration works and an comfy orgy bed for 8 later, Tuesday’s discovers that her suitor’s rookie mistake has put her in danger…Oh Lawdy Lawd, who will save our heroine?

Did Tuesday leave you wanting more? Find Tuesday June at https://www.tuesdayjune.blog/ (Note: Don’t go to .com, it is *not* what you want)