Episode 84: ‘Plot Twist‘ (Andy Miles & a Surprise Guest)

Ready for a Double Whammy? Andy Miles’ cross country move becomes a gender journey: just move from Atlanta to San Francisco, meet an Elvis lookalike at a play party, peg and facef*ck him while your husband cheers you on - oh crap, a Starbuck’s barista just changed everything. More, you say? A rather familiar buxom redhead (you know who I’m talking ‘bout) gets on the internet to beg for terrible sex… I mean, what could possibly go wrong? 

Enter the Welcome Circle, it’s Season 5! ##MildestToWildest TransMan

 
 

Season 5 Teaser: An Update!

Just ONE WEEK till the Bawdy Storytelling Podcast returns! In the meantime, I wanted to share some good news, and tell you what we’ve been up to over the past few weeks. Give a Listen, Bite those fingernails and Hold your (mastur(bated) breath, cause we’re back on August 14th - I merely ask that you TELL EVERYONE YOU KNOW. And If you haven’t, please subscribe wherever you listen to podcasts, so that we land in your earholes just as soon as Season 5 launches. Need something to do till then? Would you write the Bawdy podcast a review? That makes my evil heart go bump bump bump. #Thanks #SocialMedia #TellYourFriends #ShareThePodcast

 
 

Episode 83: ‘Wishbone’ (Dani Lion)

Dani Lion feels broken. How can she possibly shop *this* body to prospective lovers? Her intruder alarm is going off, and penetrative sex feels impossible. But when this militant bisexual is told that her body has chosen for her, she refuses to accept the diagnosis. Is it sexual trauma? Can a prescription dildo help her? And what is Sex, anyway? What begins in Pittsburgh with Magic the Gathering culminates with Luke Skywalker in a tiny Canadian bedroom, where Dani learns what she’s really capable of. Plus Rachel Lark! This is end of Season 4, y’all, keep tellin’ your story…We’ll be back soon. #LoveYourBody #Queer

 
 

Episode 82: ‘Marathon’ (Ian Dodd)

Do you identify as Anastasia, or Christian Grey? Raised to believe that having sex will result in either pregnancy or venereal disease, Ian Dodd’s first time was a fast-paced orgy of terror and apologies - and a pattern quickly sets in. Will our hero’s memoir be entitled Disappointment and Kleenex? His own mortality and a parent’s illness lead him to that notorious bestseller, 50 Shades of Grey, and soon he and his wife are visiting dungeons, attending rope bondage workshops, witnessing belly button orgasms and exploring LA’s sex-positive community. #Tattoo #DontDreamItBeIt #TakeTheBullByTheHorns 

 
 

Episode 81: ‘Piledriver’ (Mr. Pam)

Are you a fan of Prime Rib and Creme Brulee? Well, Notorious Gay Porn Videographer Mr. Pam loves uncut Brazilian Manmeat MORE. Our talented heroine already likes her job - Naked Twinks! Muscles! Smegma! — and then she meets Rafael Alencar, who invites her to not just shoot it, he wants her *in* the scene. It’s all sunshine and orgasms till a freak rimshot breaks his boner, and now it’s finally time to f*cktest his massive schlong… Holy Hot Beef Injection, can this world famous pork sword be saved? <gasp> #Circumcision #ErectileDysfunction #GayPorn

 
 

Episode 80: ‘Unicorn’ (Ginger Cox)

Does Size Matter? First time Bawdy Storyteller Ginger Cox wows Dixie with her Unicorn Evolution story - from post-baby slump, to traveling exotic dancer, to a self-confident, empowered woman who owns her own pleasure. First Orgasms! Cunnilingus Secrets! Secret Strip Clubs in a Kansas Cornfield! And Bawdy’s BFF Shirley Gnome adds her own sparkly twist to this episode. 

YES, Unicorns DO Exist. Shine Bright like Vagina, y’all…

 
 

Episode 79: ‘Marriage Material?’ (Michael Noel)

How do you know that you’re Gay when you’re having lots of sex with women - and you’re really good at it? First time storyteller Michael Noel takes the stage in Boston with a true story of suicide threats, a mandatory psychiatric hold, and a geographical solution. When he finds himself experiencing his first kiss on a beach on the other side of the country, he wonders: Will the most important person in his life love and accept him, no matter what? #LoveIsLove #Pride

 
 

Episode 78: ‘Royal Tsunami’ (Heather Jordan)

Reverse Cuckold, anyone? Tired of hiding her kinky desires, Heather Jordan leaves her stale marriage to find someone who understands her need for spankings, objectification and public humiliation. Enter new beau Steighton, who promptly takes her to KinkFest, a leather and BDSM conference in Portland. Their dungeon antics catch the eye of a conference couple who want to take it up a notch - Primae Noctis scene, check! Ladygusher, check! - and soon the entire convention is paying attention to this clever foursome. Welcome to ComicCon for Perverts, y’all; we guarantee you’ll never look at Braveheart the same way again!

 
 

Episode 77: ‘Communion’ (Sister Penny Costal)

Will God still love me if I’m a heathen sinner? This week, Sister Penny Costal of the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence tells her true story of forbidden love in the deep South. As a young boy growing up in a small, religious Mississippi town, she was used to being oppressed by the First Baptist Church’s pastor, Brother Evans - after all, it was the 60’s. But when grandmother Sarah Lucy comes home one Sunday to recount the preacher’s ‘God hates Gays’ sermon, Penny bursts out of the closet and with the help of her young Methodist lover, she enacts her revenge. Hey, what’s that behind the pastor’s choir pit?  You might go to Hell for listening to this episode - oh, and Happy LGBTQIA+ Pride month! #Redemption #LoveWins

 
 

Episode 76: ‘PigBoy’ (Mitch Mitchell)

Worshipping mud-covered boots,  a little church lobby folding chair bondage, or lobbing ornamental fruit - where do you start when it’s time to try a groundbreaking new sex act? After coming out 3 times to his parents, Mitch Mitchell decides it’s time to finally lose his goldstar status…. so: Grindr profile? Check. Anonymous tryst scheduled? Check. Construction site assignation? Maybe…But learning that PigBoy is a crappy tile setter might just kill the vibe. This act needs to happen, so it’s time to creative with a massive strap-on and a few choice YouTube tutorials.

Goldstar (adj) - A person who has never had sex with the opposite gender. Example: a lesbian who has never slept with a man, a gay man who has never slept with a woman.

 
 

Episode 75: ‘Party Starter’ (Elizabeth Barlow)

Get ready to feel Treasured and Revered! After 5 years of exclusively dating women, Bisexual narrative artist Elizabeth realizes that she’s missing that Big Dick Energy - but how will she find the right guy for the job? After a few jazz bar dates, a #TinderFail or 5 and the encouragement of a few other female adventurers, she receives an invitation to a women-call-the-shots sex party. Will she choose her volunteer wisely? And why is there no art on the walls at this soiree, anyway? #Artgasm #SexualExpression 

 
 

Episode 74 ‘F*ck Yurt’ (Sarah Newsome)

Nothing shakes the feeling of failure like a buttplug dance party, right? When Sarah Newsome decides she wants to dispel her ‘not queer enough’, ‘not kinky enough’ blues, she joins her friend Lindsay on a camping trip to Critical Northwest, a Seattle Burning Man regional event. A Burning Man virgin, Sarah didn’t expect everyone to be so cool and poly, and she feels even more out of place than ever - till Lindsay pulls out a double dose of daring in a ziploc bag. Now everything is sparkly and she’s joining a redheaded lumbersexual on a red light adventure in a canvas s*x yurt. WOW. Sarah floats over to Kevin Bacon camp the next morning to demand a rematch. Will the second time be the charm with this dreamy Zach Galifianakis lookalike - or perhaps it was the drugs after all? Sarah’s gonna have to wade back through those bouncing buttcheeks and ballsacks to know for sure! #Chatterbox