Worshipping mud-covered boots, a little church lobby folding chair bondage, or lobbing ornamental fruit - where do you start when it’s time to try a groundbreaking new sex act? After coming out 3 times to his parents, Mitch Mitchell decides it’s time to finally lose his goldstar status…. so: Grindr profile? Check. Anonymous tryst scheduled? Check. Construction site assignation? Maybe…But learning that PigBoy is a crappy tile setter might just kill the vibe. This act needs to happen, so it’s time to creative with a massive strap-on and a few choice YouTube tutorials.
Goldstar (adj) - A person who has never had sex with the opposite gender. Example: a lesbian who has never slept with a man, a gay man who has never slept with a woman.