Episode 70: ‘F. Scott Surprise’ (Shawn Silverman)

“The Beautiful and the Damned” you say? When Shawn Silverman’s marriage ends, he’s advised to do all the things he couldn’t do with his Ex. So he joins OKCupid and promptly meets F. Scott SuperFan Nickie, whose fetish for archery and flesh hooks feels like going from 0 to 120 after his 7 year relationship. How can he possibly keep up with this wild child? Utilizing a trail of literary tributes and some rather dodgy GPS instructions, he shows this ButtSex Champion that while the Vanilla may be lacking in needle play skills, they more than make up for it by paying careful attention. Zelda would be so proud! #AnalHook #BrokenBones