Gah, they never knock! On this episode, Teen Mom turned Sportsballing Lesbian Sarah Pennino heads off to Festival of the Babes in Vancouver BC for queer community and healthy exercise. Since a weekend away is a rare thing for a single parent, she makes the most of it – and ends up falling in love with her non-binary Tinder date. How do you balance a queer long distance relationship with the proper parenting of your son? Plan for adventurous family travel, be a good listener, give sound medical advice, throw a blanket over your (sexual act) when your teenager walks in on you, and remember not to yank. Youch, now we need WebMD for TWO medical emergencies!