Episode 88: ‘Return the Favor’ (Jessica Cerretani)

Shouldn’t Condoms sell themselves? When sex educator wannabe Jessica Cerretani gets her dream job at a Boston’s premier prophylactic shop, she’s over the moon; not only can she make the world a safer, sexier place but people now see her as a femme fatale with mad skills. She’s in demand, and her dating life is looking up! Till her ‘Manwhore’ conveniently misses the last train one hot August night and they sizzle…and somehow fizzle. It may takes decades for her to read the whole story (on the internet) - or maybe it’s still a mystery. Wait, did that really happen? #VibratorVixen #BlogworthyBlowjob #MySpace

 
 

Episode 87: ‘BadAss’ (Saren O’Grady)

Have you ever had a fantasy that you’re fearful of sharing - and then when you do, you’re shamed for wanting it? After Saren O’Grady leaves the judgmental partner who responds to her secret with ‘Jesus, what’s wrong with you?’ she reinvents herself and discovers a new passion for weightlifting - and for her hot AF personal trainer, Jake. They fall hard and bond over a shared enthusiasm for competitive bodybuilding, but then she suffers a tragic sports injury. Devastated by her body’s new limitations, Saren’s fear and depression tell her that her deadlifting dreams *and* her perfect relationship are ending. Butt don’t worry: this story’s got hope *and* anal! Hey, what’s the latin term for a Happy Ending? #GoogleIt #Worthy #BodyPositive #Bootylicious

 
 

Episode 86: ‘Human Buffet’ (Marco Salsiccia)

Fancy a splash of French Vanilla Custard, or maybe some delicious Maple Cream? Kinky Blind storyteller Marco Salsiccia returns to the podcast with his tale of discovery: the hidden world of erotic lactation! After stumbling upon the voluptuous curves of #ANR #ABF and Milk Munches (with discounted milkshakes for attendees, YUM), Marco discovers a warm, wet, welcoming community. Plus Jefferson Bergey wants you to know that music can soothe the savage breast - oh, and did I mention that Forbes Magazine says Bawdy Storytelling’s podcast is the BEST?! #HelloNurse #Oxytocin #BestOf

 
 

Episode 85: ‘Party Trick’ (Charra Steele)

Are you an Overachiever? When kinky supermodel Charra Steele plays Dixie’s OKPervert dating game at Bawdy, she’s drawn to an ad from a single female who laments that alas, Bawdy has never gotten her laid. Inconceivable! Charra and her partner Dan can definitely fix that. They reply, and Charra wakes to a text from from the mystery woman who suggests a no makeup lunchtime meet-up that very day to check out the chemistry. Charra waits in a Mexican restaurant (sans makeup, with a cold, no less) and when elfin hottie GlitterNips walks in barefaced and dripping from the rain, they’re both a YES and a threesome plan is hatched. But when Charra and her partner happen upon GlitterNip’s secret fantasy, our curvy heroine decides she will do whatever it takes to give this new friend a night she’ll never forget. I hope you’re HUNGRY, you Sweaty Miscreant! #Accommodating #FingerPaints #Committed

 
 

Episode 84: ‘Plot Twist‘ (Andy Miles & a Surprise Guest)

Ready for a Double Whammy? Andy Miles’ cross country move becomes a gender journey: just move from Atlanta to San Francisco, meet an Elvis lookalike at a play party, peg and facef*ck him while your husband cheers you on - oh crap, a Starbuck’s barista just changed everything. More, you say? A rather familiar buxom redhead (you know who I’m talking ‘bout) gets on the internet to beg for terrible sex… I mean, what could possibly go wrong? 

Enter the Welcome Circle, it’s Season 5! ##MildestToWildest TransMan

 
 

Season 5 Teaser: An Update!

Just ONE WEEK till the Bawdy Storytelling Podcast returns! In the meantime, I wanted to share some good news, and tell you what we’ve been up to over the past few weeks. Give a Listen, Bite those fingernails and Hold your (mastur(bated) breath, cause we’re back on August 14th - I merely ask that you TELL EVERYONE YOU KNOW. And If you haven’t, please subscribe wherever you listen to podcasts, so that we land in your earholes just as soon as Season 5 launches. Need something to do till then? Would you write the Bawdy podcast a review? That makes my evil heart go bump bump bump. #Thanks #SocialMedia #TellYourFriends #ShareThePodcast

 
 

Episode 83: ‘Wishbone’ (Dani Lion)

Dani Lion feels broken. How can she possibly shop *this* body to prospective lovers? Her intruder alarm is going off, and penetrative sex feels impossible. But when this militant bisexual is told that her body has chosen for her, she refuses to accept the diagnosis. Is it sexual trauma? Can a prescription dildo help her? And what is Sex, anyway? What begins in Pittsburgh with Magic the Gathering culminates with Luke Skywalker in a tiny Canadian bedroom, where Dani learns what she’s really capable of. Plus Rachel Lark! This is end of Season 4, y’all, keep tellin’ your story…We’ll be back soon. #LoveYourBody #Queer

 
 

Episode 82: ‘Marathon’ (Ian Dodd)

Do you identify as Anastasia, or Christian Grey? Raised to believe that having sex will result in either pregnancy or venereal disease, Ian Dodd’s first time was a fast-paced orgy of terror and apologies - and a pattern quickly sets in. Will our hero’s memoir be entitled Disappointment and Kleenex? His own mortality and a parent’s illness lead him to that notorious bestseller, 50 Shades of Grey, and soon he and his wife are visiting dungeons, attending rope bondage workshops, witnessing belly button orgasms and exploring LA’s sex-positive community. #Tattoo #DontDreamItBeIt #TakeTheBullByTheHorns 

 
 

Episode 81: ‘Piledriver’ (Mr. Pam)

Are you a fan of Prime Rib and Creme Brulee? Well, Notorious Gay Porn Videographer Mr. Pam loves uncut Brazilian Manmeat MORE. Our talented heroine already likes her job - Naked Twinks! Muscles! Smegma! — and then she meets Rafael Alencar, who invites her to not just shoot it, he wants her *in* the scene. It’s all sunshine and orgasms till a freak rimshot breaks his boner, and now it’s finally time to f*cktest his massive schlong… Holy Hot Beef Injection, can this world famous pork sword be saved? <gasp> #Circumcision #ErectileDysfunction #GayPorn

 
 

Episode 80: ‘Unicorn’ (Ginger Cox)

Does Size Matter? First time Bawdy Storyteller Ginger Cox wows Dixie with her Unicorn Evolution story - from post-baby slump, to traveling exotic dancer, to a self-confident, empowered woman who owns her own pleasure. First Orgasms! Cunnilingus Secrets! Secret Strip Clubs in a Kansas Cornfield! And Bawdy’s BFF Shirley Gnome adds her own sparkly twist to this episode. 

YES, Unicorns DO Exist. Shine Bright like Vagina, y’all…

 
 

Episode 79: ‘Marriage Material?’ (Michael Noel)

How do you know that you’re Gay when you’re having lots of sex with women - and you’re really good at it? First time storyteller Michael Noel takes the stage in Boston with a true story of suicide threats, a mandatory psychiatric hold, and a geographical solution. When he finds himself experiencing his first kiss on a beach on the other side of the country, he wonders: Will the most important person in his life love and accept him, no matter what? #LoveIsLove #Pride

 
 

Episode 78: ‘Royal Tsunami’ (Heather Jordan)

Reverse Cuckold, anyone? Tired of hiding her kinky desires, Heather Jordan leaves her stale marriage to find someone who understands her need for spankings, objectification and public humiliation. Enter new beau Steighton, who promptly takes her to KinkFest, a leather and BDSM conference in Portland. Their dungeon antics catch the eye of a conference couple who want to take it up a notch - Primae Noctis scene, check! Ladygusher, check! - and soon the entire convention is paying attention to this clever foursome. Welcome to ComicCon for Perverts, y’all; we guarantee you’ll never look at Braveheart the same way again!